The Thief Newbie Song
By - Burt


Hi, I'm Burt and I'm so f*ckin lost
I'm in this big city and I'm cold
I'm gonna find some stuff to steal this eye
Boy, this game is getting old
Around every corner there's something bad
Spiders, apparitions, haunts and craymen
You might think they add to the atmosphere
But I just think they're gay, man
Used up all my arrows, drank up all my
potions
Only got the sword and blackjack left
I'm soon to be dead and I hear them coming
Man, I stink at theeeeeft!


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